



This silly little man will steal your heart and also likely your wallet. Enjoy his comedic escapades as he brings suffering to everyone around him.

“....Hello? …..Hello? …. Who’s calling me? Is anyone there? ….. I can- I can hear you breathing! Mark Jr.! I can hear you breathing! F*%k you! Go bother someone else!”
Pablo Emanuel Gonzalez

This little Mexican salamander creature holds nothing but pure joy and optimism for the world he resides in. Unfortunately, the world is not designed for people like him.
“Dios mio! ANOTHER orbital strike on my house!?”
Kevin

Mark Jr. hates Kevin, we hate Kevin, and you should too.
“Yes, I’ll have the chicken tenders and coleslaw, please. As I was saying, I’ve really been catching up on my reading lately. Any of you heard of ‘Daniel Tiger goes to Preschool’?”
Hamza

As a coworker and good friend of Mark Jr., Hamza is often the victim to many light-hearted pranks from him.
“HAHAHA! TRICKED YOU! THAT HOTDOG HAD PEOPLE IN IT! BAHAHAHA!!
Mr. Square

Mark Jr.’s deranged and bipolar boss and employer, owner of COSMICORP, who hosts the famous Square Games, which serves as a good way to make room for new hires by killing off a large portion of his workforce. Sends his employees to find dirt on Shinery.
“Before you begin work here, just know… Do as you’re told, or you will be… terminated. Heh heh, just a little joke. But I'm not kidding...”
AYY GET OUTTA HERE! THIS SPOT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!
MORE MARK JR. ON THE WAY!!!!!!!

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